Is There a God?

January 25, 2007

Lies to lead to salvation

Filed under: Rants — Is There a God? @ 10:03 am

I remember very clearly the day I was “saved”. I especially remember the drive back to my apartment with my then-girlfriend (now my wife). But more than anything I remember the week after I was dunked.

A church deacon came to me and asked me to take up some task in the church. This particular time it was to sit out in the parking lot during the service and make sure that the cars stayed safe. But the requests kept growing both in time and money required.

What it left me with was a feeling of betrayal. The entire time I visited that church as a pre-Christian I was told that I just needed to accept Jesus and everything would be good. Now I was being told that I also needed to donate to the church in addition to the 10% that God required me to give, join a class or even better teach a class, and help out with other tasks around the church. Worst of all I was told that I should do so happily because it was “for God”.

No. I felt lied to. I felt that they had told me of the simplicity while leaving out all the other works, the entire time telling me that works wouldn’t save me.

Jokes on 666

Filed under: Misc — Is There a God? @ 9:21 am

I saw this on a ChristianForums thread and thought it was too good not to repost here.

660: Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI: Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000: Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666: Number of the Millibeast

/ 666: Beast Common Denominator

666 ^ (-1): Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010: Binary of the Beast

6, uh… what was that number again?: Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666: Area code of the Beast

00666: Zip code of the Beast

$665.95: Suggested Retail price of the Beast

$699.25: Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95: Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66: Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66: Next week’s Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666: Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666: Highway of the Beast

666 F: Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k: Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg: Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 %: 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

Lotus 6-6-6: Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66: Word Processor of the Beast

i66686: CPU of the Beast

666i: BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised): Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668: Next-door neighbor of the Beast

665.9997856: The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

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