Jokes on 666
I saw this on a ChristianForums thread and thought it was too good not to repost here.
660: Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI: Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000: Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666: Number of the Millibeast
/ 666: Beast Common Denominator
666 ^ (-1): Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010: Binary of the Beast
6, uh… what was that number again?: Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666: Area code of the Beast
00666: Zip code of the Beast
$665.95: Suggested Retail price of the Beast
$699.25: Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95: Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66: Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66: Next week’s Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666: Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666: Highway of the Beast
666 F: Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k: Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg: Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 %: 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
Lotus 6-6-6: Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66: Word Processor of the Beast
i66686: CPU of the Beast
666i: BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised): Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668: Next-door neighbor of the Beast
665.9997856: The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
